Terrible Ideas Incoming

People have bad ideas all the time. Sometimes they share them with me, asking if they should be built.

Not to be outdone, I’ve come up with a few terrible ideas of my own.

Am I Online?

A simple service to check if your internet is working. If it is, the page will load and say, “Yes.” If it’s not, the page… won’t load. Genius, right?

Password Strength Checker

This revolutionary tool allows you to test the strength of your password. Every password gets the same response: “Not yet.”
(Too late—someone already gamified this.)

Infinite Placeholder

Why settle for a small block of placeholder text? This service offers a never-ending scroll of lorem ipsum. Perfect for procrastinating designers everywhere.

Do you have any terrible ideas? Hit reply and share them—I promise not to steal them.